I am merely a victim

Generators don't get it

This is the sound of my writer's block...

I was fooling around with online poetry generators just for fun and oh my god, are they awful! I know half of them are meant to be funny, but there's some that seem to be halfway serious. Or mocking the whole poetry world as an artform.  Really mocking.  Meanly.  It's kind of disheartening, actually.  I understand that a lot of people have a really hard time understanding poetry, but it's not so inaccessible as all that.  Why are music and lyrics so easy?  Why is booty shaking supported as art, but poetry is mocked?

gah.

I started this post off as something funny and it turned on me. Cheer me up, R.E.M.

Improv time. Anyone want to throw me a few random words and I'll see what I can come up with?  Because it's gotta be better than this...

Love is a old lad.
Sharks travel like rough whales.
Desolation, desolation, and life.
Winds fall!
Oh, faith!

Comments

TwoBusy

A rough whale can really mess you up.

Jay Noel

My dog's farts sound better than they monstrosity.

the weirdgirl

TwoBusy - Not like "a" old lad can! I imagine that's the senile guy still pinching nurses' butts.

Jay Noel - Now I have an image of a dog at open mike night! That'll keep me giggling all evening.

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