And then it turned a little chill
October 11, 2008
About to embark on seasonal coat shopping...
ME: So Chance, what color jacket do you want? Do you still want black?
CHANCE: No, I want a dick jacket.
ME: What was that?
CHANCE: Dick. I want a dick jacket.
ME: Um... You want a dark jacket?
CHANCE: NO... dick!
Blink. Blink blink blink.
ME: OH! You mean you want a thick jacket!
CHANCE: YES!! I want a DICK jacket!
Silly mommy.