Chance has been on a Mickey Mouse
Clubhouse kick and the more I watch the show the more I realize that there
is something really odd going on up in that big-eared house. Daisy seems to be at the clubhouse quite a
bit. In fact, Mickey just seems to be
hanging out with Minnie and Daisy a lot.
Like have you noticed that whenever the gang needs to split up for
whatever wacky adventure they’re on Mickey always gets paired with the chicks? Daisy is always right there batting her eyelashes, wiggling her tail feathers, and
being all demanding.
So you can see where I’m going with this, right? I think Mickey is getting to use his meeska mooska mousekatool twice as often as he used to.
But do I think Mickey is a sly philanderer using his fancy, fully-automated home (obvious wealth there) as a way to lure young ladies into his sugar daddy clutches? No. I think there’s another cause.
Let’s look at the facts…
Somehow, over the years, Donald has turned from an angry abuser (not the finest catch but some chicks go for that) into a complete idiot. I mean, he’s gotten really dingy. You know when toddlers are telling him the answers he’s having problems.
Goofy is… well… Goofy. Not the most handsome guy around and he obviously can’t afford dental work. Plus, he spends a lot of time with animals. (Not that I’m implying any tendencies with that zoo of his.)
Pete is a greedy, money-pinching bastard. And we all know Daisy is high maintenance.
So there you go. The bachelor pool at the old clubhouse is mighty slim. This is how I figure it went down... Daisy has had a few too many fast-talking, “heart-to-hearts” with Minnie about relationship problems over the years and they finally came up with an “understanding”. (Because let’s face it, Minnie is a follower. And she aint as innocent as she pretends, either.) After that, those coy Disney girls approached Mickey.
And how do you think Mickey reacted?
He’s no idiot.