KEEN: "Ummm, babe?... someone just left a Halloween bag at our door?"
ME (the diviner of all activities on our doorstep): "What?"
KEEN (clearly suspicious): "Yeah, someone just knocked on the door and ran away..."
ME: "Booed. It's this kind of neighborhood game thing that's popped up in the last couple of years for Halloween. It's cute."
ME (stopping to look at him): "You totally saw the bag and thought it was going to burst into flaming poo, didn't you?"