Stella at Finding Zen sent this to me a few days ago.
It reminded her of this post I wrote... but, oh, SO. MUCH. WORSE! It took me a few days to post this because my head had exploded. Really, you must listen. And now... let the wild rumpus start!
Warning: Mishandling or over-prescribing ninny may result in your children growing up to be munchkins. It may also cause them to be virgins until they are 25 (...or 26, depending).
Coming soon the new cookbook, "Pa-ninnys! The easy way to whip out comfort food" My favorite is the hot sauce and nipples appetizer.
I see... I see... Ninnypalooza!
Has Paxil, Zoloft, or other antidepressants stopped working for you? Well now there's Ninny! An instant pick me up to any stressful situation! But wait... isn't ninny meant for babies? Not anymore! Now Ninny can be used at any age! Try some today! (Product is not guaranteed to come with milk. Side effects may include becoming ostracized or slapped with a molestation suit. Studies show Ninny is most effective on men and lesbians.)
Ninny... you can't suck just one.
Have at it, folks. - wg