Oh yeah, it's swimsuit time again! For those of you just joining us, I feel compelled to make fun of the swimsuit industry every year - the photos, the styles, the posing. I don't know what it is, but the mockery just bubbles up inside me until it has to come out. Plus, some of these shots are silly. (Or maybe it's just shopping for swimsuits make Hulk mad!)
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This looks like a brothel lineup from Game of Thrones. Sports Illustrated didn't even bother to use real bikinis, just CGI'd those suckers. I'm waiting for a direwolf or dragon to pop up.
In Mother Russia the hats keep you warm but the swimsuits give you very interesting tan lines.
Side view, so you can really see the floral and the satin trim. What?
Gingham and bonnets?! Holly Hobby is all grown up!
One glove is back! FINALLY!! I don't know how I lived going to the beach without a glove.
These ones would be cool if the faces weren't so tortured. Like, do I want a drug-addicted morning-after teen on my swimsuit?
This isn't even a swimsuit, it just made me laugh.
No risk, no buns! (But plenty of horns.) - wg