It's time for swimsuits! 2012 Edition! Woot! It's just too much work (i.e. I'm lazy) to link all the previous years' swimsuit editions so if you want to see more, just click under Fashion Rules According to Me in the Categories section. Because I am a fricking expert!
"I've got this magic feather and if I flap real hard I can fly!"
"I'm feminine all the way down to my ruffly cootchie-coo." Warning: may droop when wet. (heh heh heh)
"When I'm biking at night I don't even NEED reflectors!"
What you always knew went on behind the runway. Now smile for the camera!
What's black and white and red all over? This guy's face after his suit dissolves and floats away. (Come on, tell me you didn't think of that immediately?)
And under the garden is a swimsuit. Please take your antihistamines before wearing.
And for the finale... I stumbled across this hilarious page of hand bikinis like the one below. Check them out and give the guy's page a round of applause. Ha ha. Shit, I'm funny.
"Hey, pull my finger!"