It's time for swimsuits! 2012 Edition! Woot! It's just too much work (i.e. I'm lazy) to link all the previous years' swimsuit editions so if you want to see more, just click under Fashion Rules According to Me in the Categories section. Because I am a fricking expert!
"I've got this magic feather and if I flap real hard I can fly!"
"I'm feminine all the way down to my ruffly cootchie-coo." Warning: may droop when wet. (heh heh heh)
"When I'm biking at night I don't even NEED reflectors!"
What you always knew went on behind the runway. Now smile for the camera!
What's black and white and red all over? This guy's face after his suit dissolves and floats away. (Come on, tell me you didn't think of that immediately?)
And under the garden is a swimsuit. Please take your antihistamines before wearing.
And for the finale... I stumbled across this hilarious page of hand bikinis like the one below. Check them out and give the guy's page a round of applause. Ha ha. Shit, I'm funny.
"Hey, pull my finger!"
So do you think we'll see any of these at the summer olympics? They look perfect for swimming!
Posted by: Jeanne | June 29, 2012 at 10:18 AM
Don't mean to be off topic, but the third woman down is emaciated! And the next two are on their way to emaciation. What is with the fashion industry? This emaciation-as-sexy trend is just madness!
Posted by: Scott | June 30, 2012 at 11:31 PM
What the hell...the hand one terrible. Yet people are actually buying them. Probably super expensive. The manufacturers are probably taking people's money hand over fist.
Posted by: Jay Noel | July 02, 2012 at 10:17 AM
Jeanne - LOL! They're super streamlined!!
Scott - I know, it's so unflattering. I worry about teen girls seeing that.
Jay Noel - Ha ha! We should have a caption contest for that one. Those suits also take the term "grab ass" to a new level.
Posted by: the weirdgirl | July 03, 2012 at 01:52 PM
Jazz hands!
Posted by: M57lyra | July 06, 2012 at 02:31 PM