OK, so I didn't quite get the flooding stream of comments about how much you all can't live without the swimsuit edition. But I did get people sending me links! To swimsuits! Really awesome ones. And as one notable person pointed out, I was really leaving out the guys. So for the first time ever the swimsuit edition is going co-ed!
Attack of the male models. Prepare to get bitch slapped!
For that bikini that was missing something... now both sections are furry! (Or... true accessorizing means the carpet matches the drapes matches the throw pillows.)
For when Wonder Woman wants to change out her magic bracelets for something a little more "beachy."
What's that in your banana? I mean, your... um... hammock? Your satin hammock. No! I'm not looking at your "i"! I love you for your banana. Mind! I mean, mind.
That Spiderman is such a gentleman! And he never lays a finger on me.
You know what's hot? Big ass veins snaking down towards snakeskin. I love men with themes. ("Live your dreams, face your fears... of my gigantic snake!")
"For my wedding I just wanted to find the perfect combo of chess plus floral because it so screams 80s' innocence. Not that I remember the 80s but that's what Frankie was singing about, right? Plus they say that multiple lines and patterns are always super flattering."
Smile! You've got boobs! (Yes, this is actually a bikini.)
And finally, we have... wait for it... monster themed bikinis! For these two I really think we ought to have a caption contest because seriously, SERIOUSLY! Look at these things!
Never say I don't leave you with something you can sink your teeth into. - wg