OK, so I didn't quite get the flooding stream of comments about how much you all can't live without the swimsuit edition. But I did get people sending me links! To swimsuits! Really awesome ones. And as one notable person pointed out, I was really leaving out the guys. So for the first time ever the swimsuit edition is going co-ed!
Attack of the male models. Prepare to get bitch slapped!
For that bikini that was missing something... now both sections are furry! (Or... true accessorizing means the carpet matches the drapes matches the throw pillows.)
For when Wonder Woman wants to change out her magic bracelets for something a little more "beachy."
What's that in your banana? I mean, your... um... hammock? Your satin hammock. No! I'm not looking at your "i"! I love you for your banana. Mind! I mean, mind.
That Spiderman is such a gentleman! And he never lays a finger on me.
You know what's hot? Big ass veins snaking down towards snakeskin. I love men with themes. ("Live your dreams, face your fears... of my gigantic snake!")
"For my wedding I just wanted to find the perfect combo of chess plus floral because it so screams 80s' innocence. Not that I remember the 80s but that's what Frankie was singing about, right? Plus they say that multiple lines and patterns are always super flattering."
Sometimes you just need a girl who's all-terrain.
Smile! You've got boobs! (Yes, this is actually a bikini.)
And finally, we have... wait for it... monster themed bikinis! For these two I really think we ought to have a caption contest because seriously, SERIOUSLY! Look at these things!
Never say I don't leave you with something you can sink your teeth into. - wg
I actually kinda dig the monster ones.
Monster bikinis. Not monster snakes.
Posted by: TwoBusy | July 12, 2011 at 08:37 AM
TwoBusy - They're kind of sassy. And they would give one a legitimate reason to stare.
Posted by: the weirdgirl | July 12, 2011 at 08:50 AM
I would call those suits celibacy wear. Jagged teeth in the crotch. That says kiss at the door and run!
Posted by: Xarisma | July 12, 2011 at 02:29 PM
Not just a monster...but a WALL-EYED MONSTER.
Posted by: Harold | July 25, 2011 at 05:01 PM
Captions:
"Yeah, I'm looking at you...AND that other guy over there."
"Fine fashion for the earless monster in your life."
"If you'll notice, the eyes follow you wherever you go."
"Don't look at me - I'm hideous!"
"Earthling, give me your seed!"
"Bet you blink first."
"Good for a visit to the beach, the dentist, and the optometrist!"
Posted by: Harold | July 25, 2011 at 05:08 PM
I've never seen printed and b&w for guys, but they look hot. I'd probably get my husband one of those. I'm not sure if he'll dig the monster-themed bikinis.
Posted by: wholesale clothing | October 19, 2011 at 01:59 AM